Arthur may be king, however, Guinevere wears the crown. But a domineering wife is not his only worry. He is convinced that she is having an affair with the dashing Lancelot, this despite having firsthand experience that Lancelot is a raving homosexual. On top of this Arthur has to confront his chief druid, Merlin, who is a perverted alcoholic. With his royal court in disarray and having to push through a rebranding of Cameltoe to the trendier Camelot, Arthur feels he is being pushed to an early grave.