Accidentally Inseminated
By Deyameeee
Date: March 26, 2024
Ch. 3Chapter 3


Yolly's POV:
While mom and I didn't have a job yet, we decided to sell turon first.
It's just here for us and then we'll just rotate a little. I'm sure there will be many buyers because of my mother's charisma.
"Take that turon, customers! Buy Ester's turon! It's sure to be fat, big and delicious, so go ahead and buy it!" My offer to the people my mother and I pass by.
"Go ahead, miss."
Mother and I approached the men who were going to buy it. They look like gangsters, just like when I watched them before. Daniel is the gangster in KathNiel's movie.
"How many will you buy?" Mother asked them and took out a plastic. The stickiness they look at us.
"Five miss, if you want you and mother can come." The man said and mother looked at us from head to toe.
"Are you stupid, do we look like bananas?!" I shouted and pointed at him.
"Why, you're brave miss. You might want to taste my turon."
The man stood up from his seat and grinned at me. You're stupid!
"No thanks, my turon is definitely fatter, longer and tastier than your turon." I said flatly while pulling my hair. His eyes widened and he laughed.
"Yule, let's get out of here." Mother whispered and held my hand.
I held tightly to the basket with the thorn, just as my mother and I were about to run when her colleagues surrounded us.
"And where are you going? You're new here but you're brave. We're the Rich Gang and I'm King, the leader of our gang. People like you should be punished!" King was about to slap his mother when I intervened.
I closed my eyes for a few seconds but his hand still didn't hit me so I woke up.
I saw a hand holding King's arm. There is also a group of newcomers. They seem to be gangsters too.
"Hey tuyo, women should be respected, not hurt and insulted." King withdrew his arm from the grip of the newcomer.
"I am the law, miss. The Army Gang led me and here in Tondo we are the law." He said proudly and smiled. He has looks but my type is not like him.
"Why, make a scene again Law, get out of here, this is our territory!" The King shouted and pushed Batas.
"Come on mother, let's get out of here!" I pulled my mother's hand and we walked away from the two rioting gangs.
When I looked back, they were walking. We were just running when mom ran back to us.
We were about to cross the road when we were almost hit by a sports car and the basket I was carrying was thrown.
"Hey, you're in a panic! Pay for those turons that were spilled! Get out there and face me!" I slammed the front of the car and yelled at the occupants.
A jusmiyo marimar got out of the car, what a beautiful creature!
A man in a jacket got out of the car. His forehead was wrinkled but he was still a very handsome creature.
He is tall, dark-skinned, has a sharp nose, is handsome and has a large body. His turon is guaranteed to be big, fat and delicious, jusko po!
"What the hell is your problem!?" The man yelled at me and confronted me. I just stared at him.
"I said what the hell is your problem, miss!?" I woke up from fantasizing about him when he yelled at me again. The depth of the voice, jusko day!
"You bump me here at the road today, me and my mother-in-law crossing in the road, dude!" I also shouted to him back.
Well, even though he's handsome, I don't like his attitude. He is so rude!
"What the fuck did you say?" He asked me and scratched his head.
"I said you bump me and my mother-in-law! Our selling turon fly in the ground lifeless, look!" I explained to him and pointed to the pillars on the floor.
"Here, I'm in a hurry, get out of my way." He said calmly and handed me a thousand.
He turned his back on me and got into his car. He turned it on and honked loudly at me because I was on his way.
"Go home and don't come back never, even if tomorrow is another day!" I shouted at his car driving away and approached my mother.
"Yule, are you okay? Why are you walking like that?" Mother asked when I approached her and reached for the one thousand given by the pogi man.
"Mom, my panties are about to fall off." I answered my mother and fixed the duster I was wearing.
"Hey, son, you're not wearing panties, are you?" Mother is destructive!
"Yes mother, it's just pretend." I whispered to my mother and we walked back to the apartment together.

Zodiac's POV:
I'm on my way where the three idiots are. I need to check our site here in Tondo. And because I was so lucky today, I almost crashed.
"Hey, you're in a panic, pay for those turons that were thrown, get out of there and face me!" She said and fucking slammed her hands on my car, damn it!
I quickly get out of my car to face this retard girl.
"What the hell is your problem!?" I shouted.
He looked at me gaping. Girls and their fantasies.
"I said what the hell is your problem, miss!?" I shouted again and got his attention.
"You almost hit me here at the road, me and my mother are just crossing the road dude!" Huh? Does she even know how to speak English properly?
"What the fuck did you say?" I asked her again and glanced at my wrist watch. I'm late, I'm dead at three.
"I said you almost hit me and my mothe! Our turon scattered in the ground lifeless, look!" I almost laughed at his English. This woman made my day.
"Here, I'm in a hurry, get out of my way." I calmly said and handed her one thousand pesos.
I immediately got inside my car. I even honked at him because he was blocking the road while his mother was watching us.
When I got to the site, Leo, Morg and July, the three idiots, were waiting outside.
"Men, you're late again!" Leo complained after I got out of the car.
"I nearly bumped a retarded lady on the street earlier. It's a good thing I didn't hit her." I told them what happened earlier. The three sneered at me.
"Chix men?" July asked, this manwhore.
"She's cute but I'm not beautiful. They are selling bananas wrapped in shawarma ta's frito? You know that?" I asked them but they just laughed at me.
"You stupid Martini boy, that's a cheese stick!" Leo said making Morg and July laugh even more. What's funny?
"You're another fool, it's called turon! I've eaten it once. It's actually good, especially when there's jackfruit. That's poor food so you don't know, because you're too rich!" Morg said so I just shook my head.
"So, what's the plan?" I asked them.
"This land is too small. What can we build here?" July asked.
Yeah, if we build a building or establishment, there will be a lack of parking.
"What if it's just a bar? You know, but only for us." Morg said and that's actually good.
"You also have sense sometimes, pre." Leo was pissed so Morg hit him.
"Next destination?" I asked them and glanced at my wrist watch. It's already 5:30pm.
"Let's go home." July said and he fucking did the duck face shit.
"Look, July, it's not for you." Leo pissed off July so the two fought.
"So, let's call it a day?" I asked them and they answered immediately.
"It's a day!" The three idiots said and we went back to our respective cars. I will go home and rest.



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